starwarspickuplines:

fuckyeahdarth:

Star Wars Condoms. Which one do you want baby?!?
Do you wanna go to the Dark Side? 

I’d hate to see what the Jar Jar one says…

helena30110:

opulate:

how about instead of “all body types are beautiful” we say “beauty is extremely subjective and fleeting and doesn’t determine your worth and you don’t owe attractiveness to anyone so why don’t you focus on something important like being a worthwhile human being”

or ‘beauty is in the eye of the beholder’ ^_^

vvaddles:

theselener:

vvaddles:

would u rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby??

whats a matter baby

nothing sweetie whats a matter with you??

#yOU FUCKING ASSHOLE

Jafar and Scar are my favourite! ^_^ although I don’t really like Lion King.

“Superman dat hoe.” -Soulja Boy

catswithbenefits:

the first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must of been like YOOOOOOOOO

liveinphoenix:

iwanttoknowyouranatomy:

liveinphoenix:

my sister is going to a party later and shes bringing 3 bottles of vodka but i poured out the vodka and replaced it with water

That’s the biggest fucking waist I have ever heard of

r u calling me fat

killette:

“How will your tattoos look when you’re old?!”
Pretty fucking bad ass apparently.

who gives a shit if they look bad when you’re get old. If you’re old, it means you’re not too far from dying, and when you die, you ain’t getting another chance at life. DO WHAT YOU WANT WHEN YOU CAN ^_^

-touches your face without permission and doesn’t care-

-touches your face again-

-touches your face-

I’ve mastered the art of not giving a fuck while simultaneously caring way too much

pudgychan:

marina-sexual:

Do you ever just stare at really attractive people and think “how”